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|This is a list of all the dialogue Bald Townie says. Feel free to add any missing dialogue.|
|Have you seen this flyer?|
|Who is Harold Mews?|
|Mews is an eccentric billionaire. He lives here on the island.|
|What exactly is a cryptid, and what would be considered "irrefutable" proof?|
|Sorry, can't help you there.|